This morning, the doors to MySweetCharity global headquarters ripped open. In the doorway was the legendary Queenie*. Glowering at the scene of some elves in hazmats suits and others hiding under the sheets in their cots, she demanded, “What is going on? Did another tornado hit?” Elder Elf, who was in a bubble, floated over to Queenie, saying, “Ma’am, while you’ve been away, … [Read more...] about Queenie Returns With Words Of Wisdom And Ideas From The Strimple
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MSC Holiday Plans: Elves Hunkering Down With Relatives; Elder Elf Holding Down The Fort; Queenie Having Her Wrinkles Ironed
With Santa preparing to make his rounds and spanxing his way down chimneys throughout the land, the MySweetCharity elves have put together their annual holiday playlist that will kick off Christmas Eve. The elves themselves will be joining their relatives (faeries, leprechauns, pixies, sprites and brownies) for their holiday celebration at the North Pole. Since Mr. and Mrs. … [Read more...] about MSC Holiday Plans: Elves Hunkering Down With Relatives; Elder Elf Holding Down The Fort; Queenie Having Her Wrinkles Ironed
Queenie Has Her Own Version Of Voting Requirements
As Queenie arrived with her usual pomp-and-ho-hum, Elder Elf approached her. Gingerly, he asked, “Ma’am, did you know that early voting has gotten underway today?” With head raised (this time it didn’t hit the ceiling), she nodded just slightly so that her tiara would not go askew. Daring to broach the issue, Elder queried, “As you probably know, there have been some new … [Read more...] about Queenie Has Her Own Version Of Voting Requirements
April Is Going To Be Gangbusters, So Fasten Your Seat Belts
Having just emerged from her wrinkle-remover chamber, Queenie arrived at MySweetCharity headquarters to find not an elf in sight. This simply couldn’t be. After all, MSC elves have no life outside MSC. Clearing her throat, nothing happened. Hmm, that usually gets results. She announced, “The last elf to appear will have lunch with me today.” With that, all elves popped up. … [Read more...] about April Is Going To Be Gangbusters, So Fasten Your Seat Belts
Queenie Proclaims Recent Sneezing And Wheezing May Be Only Temporary
It was so adorable this morning when Queenie arrived in her ceremonial robes and her favorite tiara topping a splashy sombrero. What was the occasion? Cinco de Mayo was still a couple of months away. Elder Elf, who had had his gray roots refreshened for the umpteenth time, approached the old gal asking, “O regal one, who was born with a platinum spoon in her fist, may I ask why … [Read more...] about Queenie Proclaims Recent Sneezing And Wheezing May Be Only Temporary
Queenie Builds A Doghouse
The MySweetCharity morning shift of elves was hard at work when they heard pounding outside the MSC headquarters. Lo and behold, they discovered Queenie building a doghouse next to the MSC compost pile. On their chocolate milk and graham cracker break, they scurried outside to see the new puppy, but there was no dog. And they wondered why Queenie would put a puppy near the … [Read more...] about Queenie Builds A Doghouse
Following Thursday’s Storm, Queenie Recommends Celebration For MySweetCharity Elves
This morning as Queenie arrived at MySweetCharity headquarters, Elder Elf greeted her but warned her to be prepared — the elves were in shambles. (Please recall that when MSC elves tear up, guacamole-like substance flows from their teeny tiny eyes. The place looked like Ojedas on a Friday at noon.) When Queenie asked the reason for the overload of green stuff, Elder said, … [Read more...] about Following Thursday’s Storm, Queenie Recommends Celebration For MySweetCharity Elves