Queenie arrived with an entourage this morning all huffy. Not the entourage. They’re nice elves, unicorns and angelfish. Queenie looked at the Elder Elf and handed him a freshly laid egg. The old elf thanked her and asked her, “How am I to interpret this item, O Mighty One Who Makes My Eyes Water?” With her painfully perfect posture, the old gal said, “When we receive … [Read more...] about MySweetCharity Policy Announcement: Only Nets To Be Accepted
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Queenie Discovers The Remedy For North Texas Disease
This morning Queenie arrived fresh from a world conference on disease control. With chin lifted to Alps heights, she admitted, “I simply feel like Madame Curie!” One of the MSC newbie elves asked Elder Elf, “Who’s Madame Curie? Did she run a New Orleans leisure house?” Making a crinkly face, Elder told the newbie to sit quietly in the corner and just listen. “Oh, One … [Read more...] about Queenie Discovers The Remedy For North Texas Disease
Queenie Becomes A Bag Hag
Elder Elf spied Queenie heading out the door with her Louis Vuitton Leather steamer trunk. He was a little surprised since the old gal had just returned from a junket to Dubai for New Year’s. He asked her, “On another world tour, Ma’am?” She looked annoyed and answered, “No.” Elder was permitted to ask a second question, “Then, where are you taking your … [Read more...] about Queenie Becomes A Bag Hag
May Your Christmas Be Filled With Music
Queenie and the MySweetCharity elves have packed their bags and are heading to Just Room Enough Island to celebrate the North Pole elves's hardwork. They’re even expecting the Irish leprechauns, British hobbits, Mexican duendes, French faeries and other worldly whimsicals to join them. It’s going to be a grand time of lighter-than-air dancing, drinking ultra-rich cocoa and … [Read more...] about May Your Christmas Be Filled With Music
A Broken Heart Is Broken Again
This morning’s mailbag brought in a missive that had the MSC elves in a dizzy tizzy. Putting on his specs, Elder Elf read it to the group: "Hello, “ My name is #*%{>~^. I've attached the following story on your Sweet Charity site from two years ago. I would like to kindly request to have it removed from the internet , or at the very least to remove the section about my … [Read more...] about A Broken Heart Is Broken Again
A Christmas Day Feast Lost And Found Thanks To The MySweetCharity Duchess Of Great Acts Of Kindness
Christmas Day was rather chaotic around MySweetCharity headquarters. The MSC elves had planned a true feast at the end of the day for the Clauses and their North Pole elves. Unfortunately, while we were out untethering the reindeer from Santa's sleigh, the MSC pandas snuck in and ate everything. To make things even worse, the electricity went out, so there would be no movie … [Read more...] about A Christmas Day Feast Lost And Found Thanks To The MySweetCharity Duchess Of Great Acts Of Kindness
Queenie Calls St. Nick About MySweetWishList
Queenie just placed a call into Santa to invite the old boy for cocktails on December 26. The conversation started with, “Nick, we definitely need to talk. We’ve been inundated with wishes from Dallas nonprofits. The elves have been pounding their itty bitty keyboards non-stop trying to keep up with all the requests. How do you do it?” Yes, MySweetWishList has been way too … [Read more...] about Queenie Calls St. Nick About MySweetWishList
MySweetCharity’s Queenie Loves Working With PR People But They Won’t Be Seen Around Here
Queenie was reviewing some photos that had been submitted by a couple of nonprofits about their recent fundraising. They were great looking photos and should have been. Professional photographers and beautiful people tend to make for the best-looking pieces of artwork. Then the old Q made a fussy face and pointed at one of the people in the photographs — “I know her. Wasn’t … [Read more...] about MySweetCharity’s Queenie Loves Working With PR People But They Won’t Be Seen Around Here
Queenie Recalls The Night That A Portly Chap Souped It Up Much To The Chagrin Of The Serving Staff
It’s not often, but occasionally Queenie will join the elves in the cocoa-sipping room for their afternoon break. At these times the old gal will recall something from her past days of yore. Today was one of those recollection days. As she settled into her overly cushy throne, she told of attending a débutante presentation dinner decades ago. The debs were all in … [Read more...] about Queenie Recalls The Night That A Portly Chap Souped It Up Much To The Chagrin Of The Serving Staff
Ma Nature’s Threats Don’t Discourage Cattle Baron’s Plans To Raise Funds To Fight Cancer And Party For A 40th Year, So There
After appearing on WFAA’s way-early morning show with Ron Corning this A.M., Cattle Baron’s Ball Co-Chairs Mary Gill and Brooke Shelby and the CBB committee gathered today, compared notes and compared notes and compared notes. After checking with the best weather experts around and the event producers, they reaffirmed the plan to have the Saturday shindig at Southfork. OK, … [Read more...] about Ma Nature’s Threats Don’t Discourage Cattle Baron’s Plans To Raise Funds To Fight Cancer And Party For A 40th Year, So There
Labor Day Launches The Fundraising Season, The Changing Of Queenie’s Closets And New Slippers With Bells For The Elves
It’s Labor Day, one of the MySweetCharity elves' favorite days. On this day Queenie’s spring/summer closet is replaced by her fall/winter closet. It’s such a happening. This afternoon the elves all lined the boulevard leading to MSC headquarters as two towering cranes arrived. Like a skilled surgeon, the first crane placed hooks on the vast complex of closets with islands … [Read more...] about Labor Day Launches The Fundraising Season, The Changing Of Queenie’s Closets And New Slippers With Bells For The Elves