Dang it! Sirens were blasting; winds were blowing; cellphone alerts were going crazy. A tornado warning was making the rounds in an area within a couple of hoots-n-hollers of nearby area codes.
Drat! Was it gonna be a repeat of Mother Nature’s 2019 temper tantrum? Not gonna take a chance? Then hit the storm shelter… if you’re lucky enough to have one. If not, get one. Not only will the government help pay for it and you’ll be able to relocate it if you move, it will provide a peace of mind that is priceless.
Okay, so a storm shelter may not be as much fun as an underground grotto with a wine cellar, but it’s a heckuva lot cheaper, especially if you tote along your own bottle of vino.
Hmm. Wouldn’t a storm shelter make a great auction item?