According to inside sources, there is one way that the coronavirus can continue to scour the population. It’s if you become a soldier in its army. The only way this highly contagious disease can win is if it can draft you into spreading its message venom.
Like all recruiters, the coronavirus recruitment team has targeted young, healthy people. Once tapped for action, these unknowing recruits will hug, handshake and sneeze their duty to the more vulnerable members of their family, friends and associates within their community.
On the other hand, there are Max Brooks and his dad Mel Brooks, who are countering the coronavirus draft program. Check it out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2v3DMnb10
Please forgive us if we inject a touch of humor with a message, but it just seemed like it was needed at this time.