Queenie was all in a tizzy this morning. Before having the morning staff meeting, she demanded to talk with the elf in charge of fashion. It wasn’t pretty. The elves gave each other the side-eye. There was an elf in charge of fashion?
Elves giggled.
Queenie steamed.
Elves realized giggling was not good and asked what was the problemo.
Seems Queenie woke up thinking that the crown given to her by her old buddy Princess Grace of Monaco might not be the best choice for Saturday night’s Cattle Baron’s Ball. After all, there might be a slight drizzle according to her buddy NBC 5′s David Finfrock.
Realizing that there wasn’t an eyelash worth of fashion among the elves, Queenie was out the door and headed to Mesquite to get a Stetson and black slicker.
As Queenie fled, one of the elves wondered if she was still going to wear the white wooly chaps that Tom Mix gave her and the diamond encrusted boots from Leona Helmsley.
Jeanne—I have plenty of hats and “duds” you can borrow….