Holiday Trees Will Be Sprouting Up At Texas Scottish Rite Hospital For Children Starting Tonight

If you’ve ever been to Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children, you know the first thing that hits you when you walk in the door is the smell of  popcorn. It immediately sets a feeling of being very user-friendly for munchkins.

With the holidays moving at a non-stop pace, TSRHC is adding to the sensory systems with its annual lighting and decorating of the Holiday Trees tonight.

It’s not your typical turn on a switch, the tree is lit and everyone goes home event. Heavens, no. We’re talking Scottish Rite, please!

The program starts at 5:45 p.m. with the giant tree being lit by TSRHC Trustee Ralph Wayne and TSRHC patient, four-year old Avery Taylor of Plano. Then more than 400 volunteers from community organizations will be decorate 50 holiday trees located throughout the hospital.

Of course, Santa will be on hand along with the Town North Concert Band. He’s no dummy. Santa always knows where the best boys and girls are.

Don’t You Just Love Clever Giving?

Last year when Dallas was being hit with severe cold weather, a local company benefited three nonprofits groups with one check. They sent an associate to Goodwill each day to buy half of the blankets for a couple of weeks. The good blankets were sent to a homeless shelter and the rest to the SPCA.

Not only did they use their purchasing power at Goodwill, they also helped a couple of nonprofits in need of “coverage.”

Ah, you wonder why they just didn’t buy all the blankets at Goodwill each day. Good question. You’re just so darn smart. It was because the company’s management didn’t want to prevent Goodwill shoppers of some bargains just in case they were in need of a blanket.

 

Dallas Film Society’s “The Art Of Film” Proves Legends Like Robert Duvall Are Ageless

Robert Duvall might as well just move to Texas. Yup, his home is in Virginia with his wife Luciana, but his fan base in Dallas alone would get him elected to anything he wants. The sell-out attendance and its enthusiasm about his Friday, November 19, appearance at the Dallas Film Society‘s The Art of Film should prove that.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17

Before he even arrived, a patrons party held the Wednesday before at Newt Walker’s was a sneak preview of the types of Dallas film lovers involved. Relative new face on the scene was Arthur Benjamin with his gal pal Sundays Hunt (pictured left with Arthur Benjamin).  Besides being the title sponsor of the Friday night event, Arthur has deep roots in the celluloid industry. His uncle was the late Robert S. Benjamin, who was “a driving force in turning United Artists around in the 1960′s and later went on to form Orion Pictures in 1978 as a joint venture.”

Arthur met Dallas Film Society Chairman Michael Cain and his wife Melina at the Palomar’s 214 one morning and learned about the proposed Duvall visit. He was so impressed with the plan that he stepped up to be the title sponsor to honor his late uncle.

When asked if he’s any relation to actor Richard Benjamin, Arthur chuckled, “No,” but he and Richard knew each other. It seems that both used to order Chinese food from the same Beverly Hills restaurant, which invariably would get the orders mixed up. So many times Arthur and Richard would meet on Beverly Drive and exchange paper bags.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19

As guests arrived at the Hall of State for the reception, interview and dinner with “Bobby,” it was obvious that this was a definite red carpet affair. With reporters, cameras, lights, sponsors backdrop and red carpet, Duvall and his interviewer Elvis Mitchell (pictured) were facing a mighty gauntlet. But they weren’t alone. Mayor Tom Leppert, Dallas Film Society Artistic Director James Faust (pictured), DFS founder Liener Temerlin, Arthur, Michael and a dressy group of guests chatted it up.

While guests waited patiently inside for Bobby, red carpet journalists quickly learned why Duvall is considered a legend. He took time to talk with each person as if there were no one else in the world.

Ah, but inside the Hall of State lobby were two mighty important people — at least to Bobby. On a bench, just to the right of the entrance, a petite beauty all in black sat talking with a Barry Corbin look-alike complete with cowboy hat. It was obvious from afar that they were longtime friends. They were none other than Mrs. Duvall (Luciana) and the Duvalls’ longtime friend Sheriff Arvin West (pictured right with Luciana Duvall) from Hudspeth County. Since meeting in 2000 in Lajitas, the three had become great friends with Arvin visiting the Duvalls’ home several times.

“He is the definition of a red-blooded American,” Arvin said. “He’s today’s John Wayne.”

While Arvin and Luciana sat in the lobby waiting for Bobby to finish his red carpet strut, a handful of VIP’s were in the West Texas Room Library. There weren’t that many, so they felt that once Duvall arrived, they would have a leisurely time with the Academy Award winner.

Ah, but that was not the case. Once Bobby left the red carpet, the sea of people parted for him throughout the lobby and followed him. It was obvious that the men checking credentials at the VIP room were going to have their hands full. Pretty soon the library filled with people. Everyone appeared to be a VIP. Instead of having a place for Duvall to stand for photos and visit with the VIP’s, he found himself in the back of the room between the wall and the bar with people trying to get to him. One woman wanted to walk with him about a story idea. Another just wanted to bend his ear. PR’s Beth Wilbin diplomatically tried to arrange quick photo opps for extreme VIPs like Event Chairs Lynn and Allan McBee (pictured right with, from the left, Robert Duvall and Lynn McBee) in the sea of  people. In fact the only people not trying to get to Duvall were Luciana and Arvin.

Eventually, Bobby was escorted to a SRO Margaret and Al Hill Lecture Hall for “the conversation.” As VIP’s found their seats in the front five rows, Luciana found her seat on the front row but none for Arvin. Without a nano-second of hesitation, the Argentine beauty insisted the cowboy sheriff take her seat. He wouldn’t hear of it until he saw the look in her eye. Quietly, he took his seat and removed his hat. Organizers quickly saw the situation and a seat on the second row center was found for Luciana.

When all were settled (pictured) and cameras at the back of the room were rolling, the program started.

With his dreadlocks in full array Elvis opened the talk with “First, I’m honored to be back in Dallas, and, second, I’m not James Faust (DSF artistic director).”  He went on to quote Horton Foote regarding Duvall: “He’s the best there is.”

Then the two (pictured from the left Elvis Mitchell and Robert Duvall) settled back for a 53-minute conversation that covered such topics as –

  • His last stage play American Buffalo (1977) and Lonesome Dove were the highlights of his career.
  • He doesn’t read reviews. “I hear about them.”
  • On Lonesome Dove: “It’s like a bible in Texas. My wife still hasn’t seen it. But that’s OK.”
  • On Dwight Eisenhower: “He was a wonderful man. I tried to find the essence, the vulnerability. He was a very decent man.”
  • “If there were no movies, I would go back do plays.”
  • “I was sitting outside having lunch one day and here Frank Sinatra walks down Third Avenue one day and Paul Newman walks up Third Avenue and they meet. I thought to myself, ‘Wow, there’s power.’”
  • On Marlon Brando: “He wouldn’t speak to you for six months. A strange guy. On the Godfather, there was a lot of mooning, a lot of stories, but there might be some children here. A lot of fun on the set.”
  • “Wherever (Marlon) Brando is, he loves Jimmy Caan. To this day, he’s still trying to figure out a joke that Jimmy told him 25 years ago. Anytime he’d tell a joke, it would take three second for Brand.” Duvall does an impression of Brando (pictured).
  • “A young actor once said to me, ‘What do you do between jobs when you are young?’ I said, ‘Hobbies, hobbies, hobbies, and more hobbies to keep you off the dope.’”
  • “When I went to Hollywood years ago, I had a lot of free time between jobs. So I went to the Pickwick Stables. Four dollars a hour I could take a horse out. So I figured I was gonna get a good seat on a horse because most actors don’t have a good seat on a horse. I went out bareback, English saddle, western saddle. I learned how to jump a horse, did some competition.”
  • “I (pictured) die pretty well.” (Colors, Geronimo and Lonesome Dove.)
  • “I can remember Beau Bridges, Jeff’s brother. We were at Rodney Dangerfield in the Comedy Club in New York City and we were sitting this far away and he (Rodney) demanded that we laugh. We wouldn’t laugh. He really got put out. He really wasn’t that funny that night.”
  • “Argentines think when lightning strikes, it’s God taking their picture.”
  • Sammy Baugh: “For eight years he didn’t know who I was. Well, I sat down with him for two hours and talked. All those gestures that I had in Lonesome Dove, I got from him.”
  • “A guy in Dallas told me that when (Larry) McMurtry wrote Lonesome Dove, he thought  of Don Quixote.”
  • “Broken Trail is one of my favorites.”
  • Angelo Evans (the 7-year old gypsy star of Duvall (pictured)-directed Angelo My Love): “He was on my street (73rd and Central Park West). He so intrigued me. He’d sit on the street corner and say, ‘Hey, buddy, do you have the time?’ The old guy would give him the time. Then he would ask somebody else. Finally, I asked him, ‘Angelo, why do you keep asking people for the time?” He said, ‘I do it because I like to see people work for me.’”
  • “I’ve always been instantly recognized in Texas. One time years ago I was in a club in Dallas up against a wall with a drink and people were milling around. Some guy spots me and in his eyes only he knows who I am and we only know each other. As he comes by, he’s very discreet and doesn’t want to give it away, so as he passes by, he goes, “Terry Bradshaw.”

Michael Cain then presented Duvall with the 2010 Dallas Star Award, and the audience gave him a standing ovation. Mayor Tom then thanked him and told him that “Unfortunately, the governor couldn’t be with us this evening.”

Without missing a beat, Duvall came back with, “I hope he found time to work on the tax rebate.”

Mayor Tom presented Duvall with a letter from the governor recognizing all Duvall’s work in Texas.

Then it was up to the Grand Hall for a seated dinner with film professionals like Lone Star Film Society’s Dennis Bishop and celluloid supporters like Karla and Liener Temerlin (pictured left with from the left, Karla Temerlin and Michael Cain) sitting together comparing notes about Duvall and movies in general.

Andrew Stevens (pictured, Stella’s son, not Connie’s) relocated to the area about five years ago and has done 10 to 12 movie productions in Texas. While still an actor, he’s also produced or financed 175 movies over the years.

Rob Carliner is an old associate of Duvall’s. Having production credits for The Apostle and Crazy Heart, he admitted that they worked more than three years to get it to the screen. Rob was also executive producer on Duvall’s Get Low. Nowadays, Rob is running the film division of LA’s Prospect Park, which used to be The Firm, the management and entertainment company that produces USA’s Royal Pains TV show. Currently, he and Bobby are trying to get the financing arranged to produce Border.

Fly Me To The Moon Dazzles With Sell-out Crowd And Countdown Dinner

Unlike years past when the Museum of Nature & Science‘s annual Dinner in the Wild  tended to more the “nature” aspect of the museum, the November 18th theme was Fly Me To The Moon. So it made perfect sense to hold it at Frontiers of Flight Museum.  However, with 1,000 guests, long tables of silent auction items and highly-decorated tables taking up both floors, the flight tended to be as bit cozy as a shuttle capsule at times. The coziest spot was the hallway leading from the entry to the side exhibit halls and bar. But who could blame the log jam when there were so many items to peruse?

Checking the crowd conditions like a top-notch flight attendant, Museum Exec Director Nicole Small looked quite adorable in her 1970′s Emilio Pucci uniform from the good old Braniff days when Harding Lawrence jazzed up uniforms. She had located the dress at Vintage Martini.

Speaking of Braniff, old timers not only recalled the defunct airline but also the headlines it made back in the 1969 when Ross Perot chartered a Braniff jet and named it “Peace on Earth” to promote the release of the North Vietnamese POWs.

Among those checking out the silent auction items and utilizing the computer bidding was Lyda Hunt Hill, who was looking forward to 2011 already. Not only is the Margaret Hunt Hill bridge scheduled to open in October, but Lyda will be moving her office in April with a perfect view of the bridge’s 40-story tall arch. Lyda was dazzling in an aqua blue glittering top that she recalled buying when she was a deb. Just goes to show that classics are timeless.

Another couple considering a bid or two were Museum COO Terrell Falk and her husband Jim.

Standing on the sidelines were AT&T’s Holly Reed with Mayor Tom Leppert’s right-hand man Chris Heinbaugh. Holly was looking forward to a calmer Christmas to New Year’s period this year, since the AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic will be held on January 7 instead of New Year’s Day.

Others deciding not to venture through the crowded hallway included petite Nancy Dedman, who made a beeline for the Richard W. Cree Exhibit Hall and the mezzanine to check out the amazing centerpieces (pictured) by Garden Gate Floral Design and the lunar decor created by Fauxcades Creative Event Design.

By 8:10 p.m. the crowd was seated and welcome by Nicole on the stage in the main hall with the sound of jets landing and taking off at adjoining Love Field.

“High rollers” (i.e., guests on the mezzanine) felt a little like they were watching the stage from the moon. Those seated at tables on the second row had to stand to see the stage around the centerpieces and tables bordering the railing. Again, not a big deal since they were having so much chatting.

What were they chatting about? Bedbugs! Mattress Giant CEO Michael Glazer admitted that the pesky little critters really had not been a problem in the Dallas area, as they have been in other parts of the country.

Tonya Ewing was giving her husband Tim a hard time for making her change her outfit at the last minute. Seem the svelte Tonya had planned on wearing a black dress, but Tim reminded her that it was a moon-ish type party and convinced her to rummage through her closet for a gold spangled dress that she hadn’t worn in ages. Despite Tonya’s protests, Tim was right. She looked spang-tacular!

Meanwhile on the stage, chair Honorary Chair David Corrigan and his wife Emily greeted the group. Then Nicole introduced Mayor Tom, who told the crowd, “the success of our city will be determined by our avility to educate our young people.” He went on to offer a special thanks to Margot and Ross Perot Sr. (pictured right with Ross Perot Jr.) and the Perot family, who were all there.

At 8:22 p.m. it was announced that dinner was to be served. Ah, just perfect timing for a school night. The delicious first course of Creole lobster bisque individually was poured into warmed bowls over Texas goat cheese tart. Everyone was sipping and very happy.

Then a slight “oops” happened. As guests chatted waiting for their meals, the minute hands on the analogue watches ticked away. At 8:45 p.m., guests were starting to give each other the raised brow. Was this becoming a trend to allow an extended period of time for digestion between first course and second? On a school night no less?

Promptly at 9:00 p.m. the live auction began with the beef tenderloin dinner on the mezzanine just starting to appear. The mezzanine guests, who had wanted to bid, sent for programs to learn what was on the auction block. Evidently no one had placed the programs at the tables. Too bad because they missed the first item — Adopt-A-Dinosaur and private event for 100 people at the Museum of Nature & Science. Valued at $7,500, it went for a blue-light special bid of $4,500.

By the time the auction was over, the museum had scored a sell-out event with a successful auction and a near-full moon to watch them drive home.

Silent Auctions Are Better Than Black Friday

People often wonder if the silent auctions are really worth all the work and investment. Here’s one that certainly was.

Dee (pictured) and Gary Marchand attended the recent Zoo-To-Do and perused the items in the silent auction. When the young couple compared notes, they decided to bid on only something that had no bids. There was one that caught their eye — A Thanksgiving Tradition. Was it a turkey with stuffing? An entry to the Turkey Trot?

Nope. It was six tickets to the annual Cowboys game on Thanksgiving. Hey, not bad. But wait! It got better. The seats were not only on the 50-yard line, they were in a suite with all the perks plus parking tickets. The former New Orleans Marchands couldn’t pass it up since the Cowboys were playing the Saints.

After much soul searching, they decided to make a bid in the upper three-figure range. Yes, the Marchands paid more than they would have for tickets to a movie at NorthPark, but they

  • got what many would consider a bargain especially since the Cowboys are now on a winning streak
  • will make their first visit to Cowboys Stadium in grand style and
  • support the Dallas Zoo.

So, are silent auctions still worth all the trouble? Well, the Marchands sure think so.

 

The Salvation Army’s Soul-Saving Campaign Raised Funds With Sole-Saving Blake Mycoskie

The annual Salvation Army Luncheon is an inspiration in itself. With a herd of both males and females showing their support for the 130-plus year old organization, the luncheon is the warm-up kick-off for the yearly red kettle drive. As guests arrived at the luncheon in the Hilton Anatole, they were greeted throughout the lobby by The Salvation Army (TSA) associates ringing bells.

For some reason, there seemed to be a little more pep in the step as people entered the ballroom. Perhaps it was the Cowboys’ recent wins, the very successful Bush Center groundbreaking or the slight turn in the economy. Regardless, the crowd of 1,500 was bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Charlotte Anderson was wearing many hats like –

  • First Daughter of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones
  • Exec VP Brand Management for the Cowboys
  • President of Charities for the Cowboys
  • National Advisory Board Chairperson for TSA.

No wonder the gal had a front row table!  She also had by her side Mom Gene Jones at the next table with gal pals Diana Strauss and Lee Ann White, but she also was joined by Brill Garrett (pictured right with Charlotte Anderson), Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett’s better half.

No wonder Keith Urban will officially kick off the Red Kettle campaign performing halftime at the Cowboys’ Thanksgiving game.

Across the ballroom was Gail Turner, who feared  she was going to “have to put rocks in (husband/SMU president) Gerald‘s shoes” to bring him back to earth after the Bush Center groundbreaking two days before.

Speaking of which, Nancy Halbreich was giddy about the groundbreaking, too. Not just the event. She was just sitting among the first 10 rows with Nancy Dedman when Mitt Romney sat down next to her. When asked how the niece of former Democratic chairman Robert Strauss felt to be one of the only Democrats at the largely Republican gathering of 2,300, she diplomatically answered with a smile, “I consider myself to be an Independent.”

A few tables over, Bobby Lyle was being hugged and greeted like Santa. Luncheon Chair Joyce Fox (pictured right with Bobby Lyle) was one of the first to do the honors. Seems that Bobby was in charge of underwriting for the event and he has a reputation for making people want to give.

But more about that later.

Following the lunch’s being served, a moving video was presented telling “Edith’s Story” with the capper being the presentation of Edith to a standing ovation. Next Major Ward Matthews with the assistance of his wife Captain Michele told the group that one of the highest honors that TSA bestowed on individuals was The Others Award. It was created to recognize those outside TSA who have gone “above and beyond” to help the organization. They told how Jan Pickens, Ray Nixon (pictured) and Jim Francis had made such an impact through their efforts to raise awareness and finances for TSA that they were receiving The Others Award.

Then Gerald revealed that Bobby Lyle had given him an envelope with the amount of money raised from the luncheon. After opening the envelope, Gerald reported a whopping $3,313,154 was the magic number. But not satisfied, he suggested that everyone with a cell phone text a certain number which would result in their donating at least $10.

Immediately folks like Rena Pederson, Ann Carruth and Harriet Miers started texting. A few others raised an eyebrow. Looking a little uncomfortable, one guest whispered, “They just said that over $3 million was raised by us. Now, they’re asking for more?”

If you do your arithmetic and everyone in the room had texted $10, that would have increased the total by $15,000.

Gerald, the man who knows how to make things happen, also told the crowd that they could make a donation the old fashioned way by putting money in the little red kettles on each of the tables or buying the centerpieces.

Those Salvation Army soldiers really know how to market!

Speaking of marketing, the man of the hour and guest speaker Blake Mycoskie (pictured) took to the stage. The former SMU tennis player/founder of TOMS knew how to make an impression both visually and verbally. Doffing his brown sports jacket, the tousled brunette with the scruffy beard in the red plaid shirt with leather and beaded bracelets looked more like a beneficiary of TSA than the head of an international shoe mega-wonder. Ah, but he was just setting the well-dressed audience up.

While other speakers had used teleprompters, Blake talked non-stop for 25 minutes about his life. Sounds like half  a therapy session, huh? Not Blake’s life. Having done everything from losing  ”The Amazing Race” by four minutes, to starting an online driver education company to playing polo and sipping fine wine in Argentina, Blake sounded like the ultimate subject of a  Robin Leach segment. Then while in Argentina, he joined some English-speaking gals in delivering shoes to children in a poor village a couple of hours outside town. He was so moved by the experience that he decided to start a company that gave one pair of shoes to a child in need for every pair purchased.

Blake’s tales of how he created the start-up company and in no time was overwhelmed with orders and encounters with the likes of Anna Wintour kept the audience riveted.  That first summer, 10,000 pairs were sold from his 1,000-square-foot apartment. This year TOMS gave awayits one millionth pair of shoes.

“Every single person in this room can have a tremendous impact  on the lives of people locally in this community and all over the world,” Blake said. “And your support for The Salvation Army is not just about  breaking a record or fund raising goals, which is awesome. It has to continue day after day after day. The more you incorporate giving into your life, the more you will receive. When you leave today, think what else you can do to help someone in need.”

By the time Blake had completed his talk, not a soul had left the ballroom and all gave him a standing ovation. It’s suspected that many were wearing TOMS by dinner time.

Share The Thanksgiving Feast

The MySweetCharity community is already starting to prepare for Thanksgiving celebration. You’ve done one of the following no doubt:

  • finished all the grocery shopping
  • made reservations or
  • arranged for the caterer to make your like flawless.

You’ve probably already thought of this next one, but just in case. . . you might want to have your friends and family bring a bag of canned goods to your Thanksgiving feast. On Friday, take all the bags to your favorite food bank.

Did you know that the North Texas Food Bank and other organizations are getting slammed with first time “clients”?

 

Dallas Symphony Orchestra League’s Elan Circle Announces 2011 Savor The Symphony Details

The young music lovers were found at 2011 Savor the Symphony Prelude Event for the Dallas Symphony Orchestra League‘s Elan Circle at the Rosewood Crescent last Tuesday night. The occasion was to announced the April 16, black-tie event including a five-course dinner, silent and live auctions and live entertainment at the Adolphus Hotel. Cindy and Howard Rachofsky will be honorary chairs, with Carlen Long and Natasha Hallam (pictured second from right with, from the left, Derek and Carlen Long and Andrew Hallam) serving as the event chairs.

Seating will be limited to a lucky 250.

Cartier’s Jewel Box Included The Legends Action Team Plus Some Gems of Subs

Everyone knows that a jewel box contains the finest collection of gems. So that’s exactly what Cartier‘s at NorthPark has in-store last Tuesday night! Only the gems were not limited to the necklaces, rings and other shimmering baubles. They were “The Legends Action Team Members” being honored by the North Texas Super Bowl XLV Host Committee.

The crowd was so big that they were spilling out of the store. But when you’re dealing with hunks like these guys, congested partying has its benefits. Just imagine squeezing around the likes of former Dallas Cowboys Michael Irvin, Drew Pearson (pictured left), Preston Pearson (pictured right) and Rayfield Wright!

Even some of the subs weren’t too shabby either. Daryl “The Moose” Johnston was repped by his wife Diane (pictured center with, from the left, Cartier’s Nicole Dabbert and Super Bowl Committee’s Bill Lively) and Bob Lilly had his son Bob Jr. receive the award for him.

But it wasn’t a strictly Dallas Cowboys reunion. One of the biggest hits was TCU’s football coach Gary Patterson receiving his award.

On hand among the crowd was Kenny Goss, whose new Goss-Michael Foundation opened this past Thursday.

John Larroquette Was The Reluctant Inspiration At C.A.R.E. Community Breakfast

To say actor John Larroquette doesn’t suffer fools is an understatement. Even before he started his talk at last Monday’s C.A.R.E. Community Breakfast, he gave the impression that he really didn’t want to be at  Belo Mansion with hundreds in the audience. Politely posing for photos with guests (pictured from the left Isabell Novakov, John Larroquette and Brian Heflin), the 6’5″ Creole smiled like a kid who had been made to stay after school.

Once at the podium, it appeared that he really would have preferred to have been anywhere else.

“I don’t do a lot of these,” he said. “Let me just say. I speak for myself. I am not representing any organizations of any kind.  And usually it’s more of a closed audience, shall we say? A select audience?”

The audience laughed, but there was an undercurrent that John was dead serious.

“Most of whom I know have a type of leprosy in common with me.”

More laughter.

Larroquette (pictured) then started a slow inhale that sucked the audience into his world of chemical and alcohol dependency of the 1970′s and his own recovery in the 1980′s. Starting with his childhood in New Orleans’ Ninth Ward, he talked about –

  • His father’s abandoning him and his mother when the youngster was two-years old
  • Learning that he had siblings from his father’s second marriage including a brother named John. “Who besides a drunk names two sons John? Sort of a coon-ass George Foreman. He (the father) was an alcoholic. I didn’t know him. At seven, he came home and took me to the racetrack. Why? Half off if you took a kid?”
  • Having never met his half brothers and sisters
  • Never having a drink growing up in New Orleans

But that changed in the 1970′s, when he became a “prolific drunk” –

  • “I was a hedonist gluttonous animal from the get-go. A child of the 60′s.”
  • “I loved the panhandler with the sign ‘Spaceship Broken. Needs Parts.’ I always gave him $10.”
  • “I was the ‘Chemist.’ People sent me stuff in the mail: ‘Take this and tell me what it does.’”
  • He moved to Hollywood because “there was a place that actually paid you to be other people.”
  • He went on a seven-and-half-year downward spiral.
  • Got $12 for a pint of blood. “$16 if you brought a buddy.”

Using his sardonic style, he told how he turned his life around in the 1980′s –

  • “When I got sober, Betty Ford was still trying to decide whether she wanted gin or vodka for cocktails that night. Weren’t a lot of place to go like C.A.R.E.”
  • “On February 5, 1982, I was doing coke and Johnny Walker Black. I was stuck sober.” Looking in the mirror, he thought, “What a loser! I saw a big, fat  ugly actor who was going to die.”
  • It was later than he learned that, “I got sober on my father’s birthday.”
  • Definition of an alcoholic: “Like a man on fire running through a room, sooner or later the flames will touch everyone.”
  • “I’m an expert on how to get drunk, and how to stay sober: You don’t drink.”
  • Quoting George Carlin: “Just because the monkey’s off your back doesn’t mean that circus has left town.”

By the end of his talk, Larroquette had shrunk the hundreds in the ballroom to a select audience of friends.

No, he doesn’t do many of these, but when he does, his talk rightly receives a standing ovation like last Monday.

Tutu Chic Luncheon Will Be A Too-Too-Must Attend

Last year‘s Tutu Chic Luncheon may have been one of the most fun fund raising secrets of the season. For its first time on the society calendar, it had the guests on the Winspear stage sipping champagne, eyeballing Korshak fashion and enjoying  dancers Texas Ballet Theater (pictured).

The Tutu Foursome chair-gals (Elaine Agather, Gina Betts, Tanya Foster and Olivia Kearney) who pulled it off last year decided to do an encore on Thursday, December 2, same place, same agenda.

With Nancy C. Rogers as the honorary chair, you just knew they were going to up the ante and they did with flair. Designer Naeem Khan will make a guest appearance for the event.

Champagne reception starts at 11:30 a.m. followed by the on-stage fashion presentation and the seated luncheon in the lobby of the opera house.

Tickets were going quickly, so move your tutu by calling Jeanne Cassidy at 877.828.9200, Ext. 110.

BTW, the underwriters include the following ballet lovers:

$25,000 — Nancy C. Rogers

$5,000 –  Jacqueline Barrett, Nancy Carlson, Jolie Humphrey, Holly Lydick /Shannon Hart, PaperCity and Priscilla Martin

$2,500Cassandra Fine Catering, Jeanne Marie Clossey, Barbara Daseke, Claire and Dwight Emanuelson and Wells Fargo

$1,500Elaine Agather, Terry Dallas, Lisa Barfield Kopecky, Courtney Marcus/Diane Byrd, Cynthia Miller, Jennifer Staubach and Kelly Van Den Handel